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Rocky Road and Flamingo Abuse

Rocky Road and Flamingo Abuse

After exploring the initial rock discovery location with Renna, we collected several more uncut specimens which I sent away for analysis and cutting.  In total we scooped three blue Tanzanites and one yellow diamond – the valuation was adequate and they were promptly sold.  The money will be used to shore up our perilous finances while [...]

Research and results!

Research and results!

After spending a significant amount of hours at the library studying the history of this tediously saccharine town and pouring over old records and plans at City Hall, I have made some interesting discoveries.  The town in all its gruesome sweetness sits atop several rich seams of minerals and precious metals, and while all workings [...]

Rocky solution to the house problem?

Rocky solution to the house problem?

Having existed a mere handful of days in this grotty-little-nothing hole of a house and gazing wistfully at the construction plans for our home to be, my thoughts are constantly turning to our financial predicament.  Having grudgingly accepted employment on the disgustingly lowly rungs of the criminal ladder, I am only bringing in a small [...]

Devon’s Evil Construction Scrapbook…

Devon’s Evil Construction Scrapbook…

After some procrastination and much distraction by the devilishly sexy Renna, I have decided that my Devon’s Evil Construction Scrapbook (DECS for short), shall chart the progress (or lack thereof) of my new construction plans, in between the daily grind of life (and death – accidental of course).  I may have to consider changing the [...]

First house, kiss, and everything else

First house, kiss, and everything else

After arriving at the only dowdy house that our joint finances could actually stretch to, I finally got a chance to speak to my housemate to be. Her name is Renna and I found her perfectly alluring.   There is something mesmerising about her round eyes and penchant for green that reached parts other people don’t [...]

Diary of an Evil Sim…It Begins

Diary of an Evil Sim…It Begins

Well.  This is it, is it?  Hmm?  After hours of tugging, tweaking, and generally obscene prodding THIS is the best that my cack-handed Creatorix could come up with?  My eyes…well, they are fetchingly evil, I give her that and my chin is suitably strong without being of ‘modern Threepwood-esque’ proportions.  But the nose…really?  Attacked by [...]